I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)